Do it yourself bliss

Meditation: the art of fruitless wanking

The great and wonderful Sai Baba, master baiter, gives away the secret of His success, namely the three means by which He enchants Himself and the credulous to prepare to produce the experience of the Ultimate, that is to say, the ultimate experience of absolute (hence perfect) realness (extended to ‘being’ (Sanskrit: sat’tva)), absolute consciousness (Sanskrit: chit’tva) and all-pervading bliss (Sanskrit: ananda).

The three cardinal rules are:

1. Concentration

2. Concentration

3. Concentration,

whereby the focus of concentration is arbitrary (yet preferably Himself).

Sai Baba appears to have adapted His three cardinal rules from the Sanskrit scholastic, Patanjali, more specifically from Patanjali’s 2^nd Yoga sutra, to wit:

“Yoga is the restriction of the fluctuations of mind (-stuff)” (Woods)

In short, (so Woods) “Yoga is the concentration with restricts (the) fluctuations,” that is to say, Yoga is the means by which (internal) movement is suppressed (or otherwise eliminated, i.e. to come to rest in either relative or absolute nirvana), thereby leaving the self in a state of perfect condensation, i.e. @one-pointed-ness, i.e. having unit or quantum status, hence presenting for contact at the capacity (or speed) of c (i.e. @absoluteness, perhaps even the propagation rate of light?).

(Internal) Movement, i.e. the Internal Pilgrimage can be ended in two ways. It can be eliminated or suppressed.

Movement (fluctuation) is eliminated by allowing the self to cool down, i.e. by not feeding ‘the flames of desire’ (actually by refusing random contact i.e. copulation, that is to say, by means of withdrawal), so that the self gradually returns, i.e. decays (via a half-life) to absolute rest, i.e. to @max. entropy). That mode, however, is hardly an option for those desperate to get a shot of (overwhelming) Universal Bliss.

Movement is suppressed (i.e. forcibly, hence via the true Yoga) by aligning (i.e. diverting) the self (i.e. all internal random movement) towards one focus (or goal, or limit, i.e. the ‘bait’); any goal (i.e. limit, ‘bait’) will do. If and when all movement is directed (i.e. aligned) towards that goal, meaning that all random movement (hence heat) has been eliminated, then the self achieves the state of max. negentropy, i.e. perfect order, and thereby (albeit virtual) perfection (i.e. the nirguna atman ≈ brahman state/speed/capacity). The process (i.e. of achieving condensate status) is speeded up (hence shortened) by ‘pumping’, that is to say, by artificially adding energy (i.e. speed) to the self.

Any goal (i.e. limit, of n) can be used to prepare (i.e. as focus) for achievement of the end, namely Universal Bliss and so on. Artificial goals (i.e. limits, for instance, the perfect (hence beautiful) Guru of my dreams, or, counting breaths) are especially useful in that they can be constructed or construed to avoid actual attachment, hence transfer of self at contact.

In short, achievement of (i.e. contact @c, hence imagined merging with) such a goal (i.e. ‘bait’) produces the desired blissful after-effects, but without loss (i.e. via attachment) of self. In short, concentrating on such a goal to @1, therefore condensate status/speed, and which is the essence of Yoga, is brain wanking. And there is no one better than the Master Baiter, Sai Baba, to demonstrate just how Universal Bliss, and so on, is attained, and without having to sacrifice (i.e. transfer) the self.